Worst Lyrics of All-Time

Started by: RumpinaldFairfield     Jul 28, 2008     Total Views: 446     Total Votes: 280

Did all the poets die? Because I can recall a time where occasionally lyrics meant something. Which lyrics are the least poetic and make us question: what drugs were they on?
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1.

Buy You A Drank T-Pain

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  24 votes

I'mma Buy You A Drank
Then I'mma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty What you Think 'Bout That?

It is drink not drank.

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YayBoo

+18 pts

2.

In the Ayer Flo Rida

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  23 votes

Oh hot damn , this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Yall don't understand , make me throw my hands
In the ayer

yeah, I think someone is so drunk he can't say air.

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+17 pts

3.

MmmBop Hanson

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  22 votes

MMMbop tick a ta ba do ba
dubi da ba do ba
tick a ta ba doo

Sorry Hanson.

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YayBoo

+14 pts

4.

Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley link

By: foxtrotuniform 21,117 points  report  22 votes

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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YayBoo

+14 pts

5.

See You Again Miley Cyrus

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  20 votes

The Last Time I Freaked Out
I Just Kept Looking Down
I St-St-Stuttered When You Asked Me What I'm Thinking About
Felt Like I Couldn't Breath
You Asked What's Wrong With Me
My Best Friend Leslie said "Oh, She's Just Being Miley"

Such an awful song.

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YayBoo

+14 pts

6.

Big Girls Don't Cry Fergie

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  21 votes

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But Ive got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry


Yes, big girls do cry.

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+13 pts

7.

Unfaithful Rihanna

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  22 votes

I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this anymore

That is called murder, and if you don't want to hurt him, stop cheating on him.

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YayBoo

+12 pts

8.

Baby Got Back Sir Mix-A-Lot

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  23 votes

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, uh
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Enough said.

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YayBoo

+11 pts

9.

When I Grow Up Pussycat Dolls

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

Basically the entire song... but an example:
Boys call you sexy
And you don't care
What they say
See everytime
You turn around
You saying my name

When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies

And of course: ha ha ha ha

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YayBoo

+10 pts

10.

Losing My Religion by R.E.M.

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  19 votes

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

No one has any idea what they're talking about.

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+9 pts

11.

Aaron Carter

By: VigilAntics 34,826 points  report  9 votes

Too hot. Lookin' fantastic
No nips or tucks of plastic
The way she works her magic
She's got me like an adict
I'm not a dreamin' or fantasizin' misdemean
Gotta move on, gotta play the field
Gotta be strong, no time to kill


So check out the girl on the corner of Mason
Looking kinda crazy. I'm amazingly dazed man
Let me hear ya say 'yeah'
Hey, yeah.

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+9 pts

12.

Every Breath You Take The Police

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  23 votes

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you

That is very stalkerish.

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YayBoo

+1 pts

13.

Bohemian Rhapsody Queen

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  23 votes

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

And that's just the beginning...

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YayBoo

-5 pts

14.

All Shook Up Elvis

By: RumpinaldFairfield 15,121 points  report  19 votes

Well bless my soul
What's wrong with me?
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree

A fuzzy tree?

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-11 pts

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