Best Should-Be Barbies

Started by: petey2191     Aug 11, 2008     Total Views: 158     Total Votes: 158

Barbie really only had a few roles, mostly as a princess, a teacher, or at stay-at-home mom. (Though she seemed to lack actual children). Ken never actually had a job, but was never around. Skipper and Kelly were just there. Matel needs some new ideas. What would you suggest?
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1.

Mid-life Crisis Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  13 votes

Complete with fancy car and affair. (Mistress sold separately).

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+13 pts

2.

Alcoholic Barbie

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  12 votes

Don't worry she's in AA.

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+12 pts

3.

Balding Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  11 votes

He's getting old.

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+11 pts

4.

Stay-at-Home Dad Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

It's the 21st Century. It's his turn.

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+10 pts

5.

Divorce Barbie

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

Comes with Ken's house, money, and car.

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+10 pts

6.

Drug-Addicted Barbie

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  11 votes

She meets lots of fun people at rehab.

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+9 pts

7.

9-5 Barbie

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  9 votes

At least she's doing something. Comes with watercooler.

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+9 pts

8.

Serial Killer Barbie

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

Comes with weapon of your choice.

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+8 pts

9.

Bad Hair Day Barbie

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  12 votes

Nobody has perfect hair all the time.

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+8 pts

10.

Goth Skipper

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  12 votes

Comes with black hair dye, chains, and an all-black wardrobe.

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+8 pts

11.

Mob Boss Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

Where do you think the money for the dream house came from?

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+8 pts

12.

Garbage Man Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  9 votes

We can't all be doctors or lawyers.

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+7 pts

13.

Angsty Skipper

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

She's a teenager after all.

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+6 pts

14.

Tinfoil Hat Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  9 votes

The aliens got to him.

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+5 pts

15.

Superhero Ken

By: petey2191 11,492 points  report  10 votes

Complete with tights and cape.

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+2 pts

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