Greatest Pick Up Lines

1.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?

By: jdmcshane     19 votes

While this question may come across as being a bit blunt, it is effective in that it will get to the point without any side stepping the issue at hand.

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2.

How you doin'?

By: beej     15 votes

Made famous by Joey of Friends fame, the line "How you doin'" has been a classic go-to pickup line for suave men everywhere for years.

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3.

Have you ever been to Australia? No, let's make out.

By: jdmcshane     17 votes

It is extremely important when using a pick up line to not make it obvious. Talk about something random and then when they are vulnerable, jump in.

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4.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants...

By: jdmcshane     16 votes

This age old adage is rarely effective. However, if it works, have a great night because not only have you fulfilled your dream of wearing women's clothes, you also have a great story to tell.

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5.

That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better on my floor.

By: jdmcshane     14 votes

Going along with the mirror in pants bit, you are adding a shirt to your wardrobe. And, whenever you wear it , you will feel really in touch with your body, because chances are the shirt will be really tight!

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6.

I lost my Teddy Bear, can I sleep with you?

By: jdmcshane     16 votes

This one is a great line. It does work, shocking! However, always be careful who you say this too for it could be misconstrued as a fat joke.

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7.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

By: jdmcshane     13 votes

I have never seen or heard of this working, but you never know. And if she says you didn't take her breath away, ask her why she knows CPR, CONVERSATION STARTER!!

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8.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again.

By: jdmcshane     15 votes

Just play the sentimental love struck card. It works half the time. The other half they just laugh in your face.

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9.

You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.

By: jdmcshane     13 votes

A good joke that is pretty true the second time you see a girl. Try it out. It will be probably get a laugh and maybe a smile!!

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10.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

By: jdmcshane     13 votes

Now this is classic. However, check to see if they have been giving out bibles recently and avoid this one if so.

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