Most annoying party ruiners

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By: correctthinking     4 votes

WHERE YOU WILL FIND IT: The head keeper of the nut house decides to have a little fun, and allows this disturbed piece of walking, talking manure loose on the streets of our fair city. He, with the brain capacity of road kill, and less personality, wanders in to your party and decides it would be amusing if he does his mentally challanged cable show for you....live. At least one of your guests throws up on themselves, the vomit is more entertaining, smells better, looks better, and probably tastes better. Without missing a beat, our party crasher attempts to make a rabbit out of the vomit, and puts it on his head. The high point of the evening is when the other party goers pick him up and toss his sorry backside in a dumpster, where, of course, he continues with his show, making a pin out of a used coffee filter discarded last week.

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2.

By: VigilAntics     13 votes

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they "don't know what happened" and how it seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know? I just miss her so much. My name's Brian by the way.

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3.

By: VigilAntics     13 votes

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he'll be wherever he hears the words "I can't believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!" Or any girl leaving alone for that matter.

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4.

By: VigilAntics     12 votes

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She's usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends.

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5.

By: VigilAntics     13 votes

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM/HER: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like "Once You Go Barack, You Won't Go Back" or "McCain = McStupid." Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like "Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull?" anytime there's a lull in the conversation.

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6.

By: VigilAntics     12 votes

COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming, or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a filled diaper.

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7.

By: VigilAntics     12 votes

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that's where all the beer is!

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8.

By: VigilAntics     10 votes

WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM/HER: If you are causually drinking or just have a time where there is no need to fill the slience, that person comes around and is happy to fill it....all about them.

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9.

Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It’s Still Going On

By: VigilAntics     12 votes

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they've been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.

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10.

By: VigilAntics     11 votes

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you're talking to.

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